ONE EYED GIRL

A love song sung by Polyphemus of The Odyssey. 

(Sung to the tune of Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl.)

Do you remember

The days when the Greeks came? 
Down in our dark cave
Man, did they feel lame! 
Smashin' and a crackin', hey, hey
Killin' and a eatin'
Pairin' Greeks with milk and cheese and
Makin' them beg me please with you
My one eyed girl.
You my one eyed girl. 

And then it happened
When I was drunk and so slow.
Nobody struck my eye 
With a hot poky death blow  
The Greeks stood around me laughin'  
Hidin' under my sheep's thick wool,
Sneakin' and escapin'
I went to the hospital with you
My one eyed girl
You my one eyed girl.

Do you remember when I used to scream:
Po - sei - don - curse - those - lo - sers - I - hate - them - all - so - much
Po - sei - don - curse - those - lo - sers - I - hate - them - all - so - much
La de da

So hard to find my way
Now that I'm lame and blind.
I saw you just the other day
But now I am blind.
Wish that I could see you now, oh,
See your one eye gleamin' blue
Hope you still want to be with me,
Cause I still want to be with you
My one eyed girl
You my one eyed girl.

(Chorus repeated until the song fades out)