LESSER KNOWN COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWLS

I've come to the conclusion that the reason so many bowls exist in College Football is because they're trying to make teams that either don't get into the playoffs or win their division not feel like the huge losers that they really are. (Also, for $$ through extensive and shameless advertising.)

It's the NCAA's way of saying "It's okay kids—we're all winners."

Even though they're totally not. 

Anyways. As if there weren't already WAY TOO MANY bowls in the league, here are some lesser known bowls that you may not have heard of. If you don't recognize them, that's because you're obviously just not as into sports as I am. Clearly.

The Vegan Awareness BowlThe Flag Football Bowl
The Bowl Cut Bowl
The Ginger Awareness Bowl
The Super² BowlThe Princess Kate Bowl
The Colon Cancer Awareness Bowl
The Orthodontia Bowl
The #Twitter Bowl
The No Contact Game Bowl
The Joan Rivers Memorial Bowl
The Ostrich Bowl
The Facial Hair Awareness Bowl
The Marlboro Cigarette Bowl
The Hanukkah Bowl
The Gluten Free Awareness Bowl
The Martin Luther King Jr. Bowl 
The Alcoholics Anonymous Bowl
The Michael Sam Bowl
The Lady Gaga Christmas Special Bowl
The Yugoslavian Bowl
Your Mom's Bowl
The Accordion Bowl
The Pyrex Bowl
The Ceramic Bowl
The Bread Bowl
The Glass Bowl
The Cereal Bowl
The Bowl