2013
The 25 Things...Thing
Shel Silverstein, "Being Yourself," and Proof that I'm a Hypocrite
10 Things I Hate about Pokémon
Camryn, Gertrude, and the Mystery of the Botanical Man
10 Reasons Why your Life isn't Completely Atrocious
5 Reasons We Use Emoticons
Modesty: Why It's a Good Idea
Movie Reviews: Haiku Edition
Subtotals: My Life Through Numbers
Small Talk: A Satirical Approach
A Necessary Ranting Session
How to Be a Hipster
Excerpts From my Little Green Notebook
Finals and Muffins and Bigfoot, Oh My!
The Seating Chart Epiphany
The 5 People that will be in Your Class
Explanations of TV Shows I've Never Actually Seen
A Year on My Own, or the Post in which Camryn Attempts to Offer Advice
10 Adjectives that Should be used More Often
On Technology and Grandchildren...and Feelings. And Other Possibly Important Things
6 Christmas Songs that Shouldn't Exist and Should Go Away Right Now
2014
Living Among Robots: Life in the 21st Century
Laundry
The Hermit Crab Story, or "How I Killed my Pets"
The Dobby Complex
On Impressionism, Ketchup, and the Way we Look at People
Things I don't Understand
It Ought to be Personal
I am Going to be a Useless Grandmother
Optimistic Grievances: Apartment Edition
Lesser Known College Football Bowls
2015
Octospi or Spitopus?
I am a Sweater
Monologue: I'm the Little Plastic Square Thing on your Bread
Mutatis Mutandis
Walmart is Gross: A Haiku
The Importance of Context
Words, Words, Words
Swollen Eyes and Bee Attacks: The Return of 8th Grade
It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's...Lenny Kravitz?
American Pharoah : Horse Racing :: Jango Fett : The Clone Army :: Wayne Gretzky : Hockey
Ich kann Deutsch...ein Bisschen.
Megan Writes Beautiful Things and You Should Read Them
Taylor Swift Ripped Off Children's Song
Can we Please be Real about being "Real?"
Employees Must Wash Hands
Life, Lately
The Canadian Connection
One Time I went to Burger King in Elko and it was the Worst
What Happens on the Bus Does not Stay on the Bus
Schwimmen ist Schwierig
Piles of Things
Who is Rey? More Theories that Everyone Should Consider
2016
We're all Amorphous Soup Goo Right Now and it's Okay
Reciprocity
Taylor Swift has a lot of Awesome Clothes and You Should Look at them
On Walter Scott, Blogs, and Anonymity
The McJagger
Mark Sugar Mountain
In Defense of the Humanities
The Divine Burrito: Chipotle's Inferno
Disneyland is Cool
The Man with the Leaf Blower: A Stream of Consciousness Experience
Subtotals: College Edition
The College Chapter
I Need to Vent About Gilmore Girls
I'm Married to Captain Ahab
I've Got a Beef with Pinterest
On Quiet, My Introversion, and What I Know Now
25 Things About my Life Partner Man Person
20 Reasons Why that Girl's Tongue is Sticking out in Every Picture
I Do Not Want your Ads and Spam
Pinterest Quote or Ridiculous Thing I Made Up?
Road Trip Thoughts
Verbs
A Few Questions, or Proof that I am Watching Too Much Television and Spending a Lot of Time at Target
The Dresser
Billy Joel: Psychiatrist
I Had a Dream
Waldo
Birthday Thoughts
One Eyed Girl
A Guide to Writing Research Papers, or, An Analogy of Pokémon Proportions
Thoughts Over Tacos on a Tuesday
Of Poems and Past Things
Alternate Presidential Candidates
8 Reasons Why Fall is the Scariest Season
My Patronus
I am an Awkward Fluff of Cotton Candy
That One Time We Adopted Mice and I Wasn't a Fan
A Lesson in Grammar
Pumpkins, You're Beautiful Just the Way You Are
Shoot for that Obscure Planet Lightyears Away that We Think Might Have Water
PSA: READ THIS
Haunted Lift Ride of Death
10 Reasons I Know I Have an Awesome Job
We Love Coloring
10 Things I Learned About Painting
It's Mandarin Orange Season, People
I Had a Dream Pt. 2
The R&B Christmas Album You Never Knew You Needed
The Lost Fables of Aesop: Reindeer Games
2017
5 Songs You Should Listen to Because
Tuesday is for Tacos
Crushes of Valentines Past
Ode to a Valentine
No One Says "Bless You" In a Theater
I Had a Dream Pt. 3
The Pizzagon
Beauty and the Beast: The Illustrated Experience
May the Fourth
Linda
Endorphins
Things I Learned from Summer Movies
It's September and I'm Already Making Things Like This
An Assignment from the Coding Class I just Quit
A Bouquet of Newly Sharpened Pencils
The Monsters Among Us: A Definitive Guide
My In and Out Theory
A Disney Halloween Treat
Thoughts From a Play
We Get It
Selected Scenes from Star Wars: The Ray Awakens
Thoughts on all the Last Jedi Rage
The Top 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Baby Names of 2017
2018
Inanimate Object Patronuses
I Had a Dream Pt. 4
A Tribute to February, Month of Groundhogs and Hearts
#Aesthetic (Written to the Tune of Reflection from Mulan by a Girl who wants to be Insta-Famous)
All the Stars are Frozen: What that Song from Black Panther Could be Saying
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Dissuaded-From-Playing-Dress-Up
Obscure Things I Have Enjoyed Lately
The Best Backstreet Boys Ballads
Never Suppress a Generous Thought
Human Beans
Which Lame Disney Dad are You?
Happy Canada D'eh
The Halo Effect
Christmas in July: The Best Jingle All the Way Quotes
The External and the Internal
A Brain Full of Nothing
An Existential Question Thrown Into the Void
Happy Back to Hogwarts Day
Ode to a Hummingbird
A Chorus of Leaves
Hello, October
A British Chap for your Pocket
Moaning Myrtle Celebrates Halloween
Excerpts from Edgar Allan Poe Dameron's "The Droid"
Potato Dameron and BB-Tate
Our NYC Checklist
A Real Issue, Everyone
The 25 Things...Thing
Shel Silverstein, "Being Yourself," and Proof that I'm a Hypocrite
10 Things I Hate about Pokémon
Camryn, Gertrude, and the Mystery of the Botanical Man
10 Reasons Why your Life isn't Completely Atrocious
5 Reasons We Use Emoticons
Modesty: Why It's a Good Idea
Movie Reviews: Haiku Edition
Subtotals: My Life Through Numbers
Small Talk: A Satirical Approach
A Necessary Ranting Session
How to Be a Hipster
Excerpts From my Little Green Notebook
Finals and Muffins and Bigfoot, Oh My!
The Seating Chart Epiphany
The 5 People that will be in Your Class
Explanations of TV Shows I've Never Actually Seen
A Year on My Own, or the Post in which Camryn Attempts to Offer Advice
10 Adjectives that Should be used More Often
On Technology and Grandchildren...and Feelings. And Other Possibly Important Things
6 Christmas Songs that Shouldn't Exist and Should Go Away Right Now
2014
Living Among Robots: Life in the 21st Century
Laundry
The Hermit Crab Story, or "How I Killed my Pets"
The Dobby Complex
On Impressionism, Ketchup, and the Way we Look at People
Things I don't Understand
It Ought to be Personal
I am Going to be a Useless Grandmother
Optimistic Grievances: Apartment Edition
Lesser Known College Football Bowls
2015
Octospi or Spitopus?
I am a Sweater
Monologue: I'm the Little Plastic Square Thing on your Bread
Mutatis Mutandis
Walmart is Gross: A Haiku
The Importance of Context
Words, Words, Words
Swollen Eyes and Bee Attacks: The Return of 8th Grade
It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's...Lenny Kravitz?
American Pharoah : Horse Racing :: Jango Fett : The Clone Army :: Wayne Gretzky : Hockey
Ich kann Deutsch...ein Bisschen.
Megan Writes Beautiful Things and You Should Read Them
Taylor Swift Ripped Off Children's Song
Can we Please be Real about being "Real?"
Employees Must Wash Hands
Life, Lately
The Canadian Connection
One Time I went to Burger King in Elko and it was the Worst
What Happens on the Bus Does not Stay on the Bus
Schwimmen ist Schwierig
Piles of Things
Who is Rey? More Theories that Everyone Should Consider
2016
We're all Amorphous Soup Goo Right Now and it's Okay
Reciprocity
Taylor Swift has a lot of Awesome Clothes and You Should Look at them
On Walter Scott, Blogs, and Anonymity
The McJagger
Mark Sugar Mountain
In Defense of the Humanities
The Divine Burrito: Chipotle's Inferno
Disneyland is Cool
The Man with the Leaf Blower: A Stream of Consciousness Experience
Subtotals: College Edition
The College Chapter
I Need to Vent About Gilmore Girls
I'm Married to Captain Ahab
I've Got a Beef with Pinterest
On Quiet, My Introversion, and What I Know Now
25 Things About my Life Partner Man Person
20 Reasons Why that Girl's Tongue is Sticking out in Every Picture
I Do Not Want your Ads and Spam
Pinterest Quote or Ridiculous Thing I Made Up?
Road Trip Thoughts
Verbs
A Few Questions, or Proof that I am Watching Too Much Television and Spending a Lot of Time at Target
The Dresser
Billy Joel: Psychiatrist
I Had a Dream
Waldo
Birthday Thoughts
One Eyed Girl
A Guide to Writing Research Papers, or, An Analogy of Pokémon Proportions
Thoughts Over Tacos on a Tuesday
Of Poems and Past Things
Alternate Presidential Candidates
8 Reasons Why Fall is the Scariest Season
My Patronus
I am an Awkward Fluff of Cotton Candy
That One Time We Adopted Mice and I Wasn't a Fan
A Lesson in Grammar
Pumpkins, You're Beautiful Just the Way You Are
Shoot for that Obscure Planet Lightyears Away that We Think Might Have Water
PSA: READ THIS
Haunted Lift Ride of Death
10 Reasons I Know I Have an Awesome Job
We Love Coloring
10 Things I Learned About Painting
It's Mandarin Orange Season, People
I Had a Dream Pt. 2
The R&B Christmas Album You Never Knew You Needed
The Lost Fables of Aesop: Reindeer Games
2017
5 Songs You Should Listen to Because
Tuesday is for Tacos
Crushes of Valentines Past
Ode to a Valentine
No One Says "Bless You" In a Theater
I Had a Dream Pt. 3
The Pizzagon
Beauty and the Beast: The Illustrated Experience
May the Fourth
Linda
Endorphins
Things I Learned from Summer Movies
It's September and I'm Already Making Things Like This
An Assignment from the Coding Class I just Quit
A Bouquet of Newly Sharpened Pencils
The Monsters Among Us: A Definitive Guide
My In and Out Theory
A Disney Halloween Treat
Thoughts From a Play
We Get It
Selected Scenes from Star Wars: The Ray Awakens
Thoughts on all the Last Jedi Rage
The Top 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Baby Names of 2017
2018
Inanimate Object Patronuses
I Had a Dream Pt. 4
A Tribute to February, Month of Groundhogs and Hearts
#Aesthetic (Written to the Tune of Reflection from Mulan by a Girl who wants to be Insta-Famous)
All the Stars are Frozen: What that Song from Black Panther Could be Saying
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Dissuaded-From-Playing-Dress-Up
Obscure Things I Have Enjoyed Lately
The Best Backstreet Boys Ballads
Never Suppress a Generous Thought
Human Beans
Which Lame Disney Dad are You?
Happy Canada D'eh
The Halo Effect
Christmas in July: The Best Jingle All the Way Quotes
The External and the Internal
A Brain Full of Nothing
An Existential Question Thrown Into the Void
Happy Back to Hogwarts Day
Ode to a Hummingbird
A Chorus of Leaves
Hello, October
A British Chap for your Pocket
Moaning Myrtle Celebrates Halloween
Excerpts from Edgar Allan Poe Dameron's "The Droid"
Potato Dameron and BB-Tate
Our NYC Checklist
A Real Issue, Everyone
