I DO NOT WANT YOUR ADS AND SPAM

I am Spam.
Spam I am.

That Spam-I-am!
That Spam-I-am!
I do not like that Spam-I-am!

Do you want my ads and spam?

I do not want them, Spam-I-am.
I do not want your ads and spam.

Would you want them here or there?

I would not want them here or there.
I would not want them anywhere.
I do not want your ads and spam.
I do not want them, Spam-I-am.

Would you want them on an app?
Would you like to buy this crap?

I do not want them on an app.
I would not like to buy your crap.
I do not want them here or there.
I do not want them anywhere.
I do not want your ads and spam.
I do not want them, Spam-I-am.

Would you like to buy this box?
Or look at our new leather mocs?

Don't want a box.
Don't want your mocs.
Not on an app.
Don't want your crap.
I do not want ads here or there.
I do not want them anywhere.
I do not want your ads and spam.
I do not want them, Spam-I-am.

Would you?
Could you?
Buy a car?
See them!
See them!
Here they are!

I would not, could not, buy a car.

You may want one.
You will see.
You may want to purchase three!

I would not, could not, purchase three.
Don't want a car!
You let me be.
I do not want to buy your box.
I do not need your leather mocs.
I do not want ads on an app.
I have no interest in your crap.
I do not want them here or there.
I do not want them anywhere.
I do not want your ads and spam.
I do not want them, Spam-I-am.

I do not want your three week trial,
I do not want to change my style,
I do not care about your sale,
I won't sign up for your email,
I do not want to click or call,
I don't know why you try at all.
I'll never want these ads and spam,
So stop the pop ups, Spam-I-am.