Showing posts with label Listen up yo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Listen up yo. Show all posts

4.20.2015

WORDS, WORDS, WORDS

A couple semesters ago in a class dedicated to studying the early inhabitants of the British Isles, we learned that the Celts considered words to be a sort of magic. Ogham stones, bearing the marks of their primitive language, were never even used for writing down stories because of the magical power they believed words possessed. I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. Yes, we might not be Goidelic Celtic pagans who believe in morally ambiguous mythical beings you can interact with in liminal spaces, but the magic is still there today.

But really, though.

Sometimes I think we may as well all be wizards and witches, because words—all the words we use every day—have power. We don’t even need a wand, and we can make the same things occur. You might not be able to levitate a person, but you can elevate their spirits. You might not be able to inflict physical damage with the flick of a wand, but even one word can cause emotional pain that’s even worse. But you can actually put a person to sleep with words. I’ve experienced it in class before, and that’s some real magic right there.

The study of English is the study of words, and the ideas and truths that are shaped when words are strung together—ideas and truths that have resonated with mankind since the Epic of Gilgamesh was carved in cuneiform on clay tablets. That’s why I love my English classes—because I love digging for truth. It lies at the core of every poem, every story worth reading that has ever been written. That’s what everyone writes about, what everyone writes for. To find the truth, to wrestle with truth, to share the truth as they see it. And the only medium they can use is words. That’s it. And it fascinates me.

Sometimes when I begin to answer a text message, my mind is boggled with the millions of ways I could respond—the near-infinite treasure trove of words at my fingertips. The same feeling often comes when I begin to write a research paper or respond to someone in conversation. There are so many words I could use, so many different ways to convey the same idea, the same truth. It’s kind of amazing. Words have so much power—for good or for evil.

And I don’t think people realize this.

It pains me to read comments, articles, blogs, and conversations on the internet that are filled with hate, written by people who, because of the anonymity of the internet, choose to use destructive words because they aren’t face to face with the people they aim to tear down. It honestly makes me kind of sick—you have the power to uplift and influence the lives of others positively, simply by the words you use. If you’re filling your respective corner of the internet or the corners of others with hurtful words, you’re choosing to misuse your gift of language. And it makes me sad to see it. You have so many words to choose from. Think about the power behind the ones you use before you spread evil instead of good. Do you really want to be that kind of person?

The more I read and study the powerful writing of the greats that have come before me (just read “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” out loud and tell me you don’t feel some magic), the more I desire to construct my words in a beautiful way—the more I long to share truth and uplift those around me. All I have are words, and as long as I’m living I’m going to use their power for good.

You have over a million words to choose from.

Please choose the good ones.

2.28.2015

MONOLOGUE: I'M THE LITTLE PLASTIC SQUARE THING ON YOUR BREAD

Sometimes, with all of the research papers and formal writing we're forced to pump out in college, you just need to take a break and write something completely off the wall. (Trust me, you do.) So here is a monologue from the little plastic square thing on your bread.

You're welcome.
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Hey. Hey you. You with the face, staring at this loaf of bread. I know you're not used to paying any attention to me, but if you can hold off from tearing me off this bag and hear me out for like, two minutes, I'd really appreciate that. Okay thanks.

For starters, you don't even call me by my proper name. It's always "rectangular twist tie," or "that square thing," or "the little chunk of plastic holding the bread together." And you're wrong. The name's BREAD CLIP, OKAY?! Bread Clip. Why doesn't anyone know that?

I know you think I'm just a rounded square made of plastic. And you're right, I am. And yes, a lot of things are made of plastic. But how many of those things are designed specifically to make sure that your bread stays fresh until its printed expiration date? Yeah. NOT MANY THINGS.


And we're not all the same, either. We bread clips come in all different colors--blue, green, white, yellow—we're extremely diverse. But I wouldn't expect a numbskull like you to appreciate that. Also, the fact that this bread says "wheat" on it does not mean that you're being healthy when you slather it with Nutella. Or that you can now justify those two packages of Ho-Ho's you have in your left hand. Yes, I saw them.


Do you think I ENJOY sitting on the counter and watching your bread start to mold and not being able to do anything about it? You bring home that loaf of bread and then go eat out for a few days, and BAM your bread is disgusting and I have to sit here on top of a decaying sack of yeast. Yeah, you're right. It DOES suck. Eat your freaking bread, people.

But even that's better than being completely disregarded by people. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Those people who think they can just twist up the opening of the bag and tuck it under the bread and leave me on the counter, throw me in the trash, or, heaven forbid, banish me to the filthy dust fest going on underneath their fridge. It's DISGUSTING.


I understand—I'm small. I'm flimsy. I don't seem very important. But you know what? I AM, gosh dangit. I'm the only thing keeping the bread you purchase at the store from succumbing to the repugnant plague that is premature mold. I am the Prince of Partition, the Sultan of Segregation, the LITTLE PIECE OF PLASTIC ON YOUR BREAD BAG.


And I just need a hug.